More obsARRRRvations…
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007I am disturbed to report that we may actually be living amongst a whole NETWORK of pirates, not just the one as we had first feared. The other day I walked out of the front door and spotted ‘it’, billowing gently in the wind. ‘It’ was very cleverly concealed, behind a garden wall and a tree, but directly in the line of vision of the pirate next door’s bedroom window. ‘It’ does not (I assume) belong to the pirate, but one of his ‘hearties’ in the next road. ‘It’…. is a large, real, live, pirate FLAG. I stood for a moment, stunned by my discovery and wondering if, perhaps we live on a mound of buried treasure.(..?)
Further concerns mounted this morning as I heard what sounded like numerous trees being chopped down. I expect they are building a ship, or some treasure chests - who knows? It is all very mysterious and I shall try to capture a photo of the flag as evidence (…without getting arrested).



