Archive for May, 2008

New KA!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Well although I have been stuck mostly in bed for the past few days with some dodgy stomach/IBS combo, we have taken delivery of our new car at last!  We cycled in the rain to see it and arrived looking like a pair of swamp monsters.  I think I was so fed up by then that I just said “yeah cool we’ll have it” when JT asked me!!  It is no Toyota to drive but at least it is little and easy to manoevure.  The interior needs some serious cleaning and we need to buy new hub caps as there are two missing and some considerate kid drew a large item of male genitalia on one of the remaining two!!

We need a new lock as you cannot unlock the driver’s door from the outside but JT can fix this.  It also makes a bit of a clunk when you go over a bump, which is not the suspension (thankfully!) but some kind of loose ball joint or something (what do I know??)  Possibly also needs discs and pads but other than that it is a pretty good runner and quite good fun!  I have only driven it round the block so far as I have felt too nauseous to go very far!

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The bank holiday so far!

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

What have us crazy kids been up to then?  Friday night was a classic poker night and yummy dinner chez Rayfield(s), Flook(s), Pinless(sisisis) et Clements(sisis) (much silliness ensued).  Matt fell through his chair, Mark spilt wine down his shirt (we won’t mention the trousers), I officially suck at Poker and Karen now owns the middle east in Poker chips.  Other than that it was a thoroughly civilised affair!  I arrived feeling like a guest of honour as Indi and Charlie ran out of the door in their PJs to give me a big hug, closely followed by Gabriel who simply announced, “What you doin’ ‘ere?”  CRASH.  Ah well….

So at around 2am as we crawled into bed, we suddenly remembered that Simon and Sam (JT’s bro and his girlfriend) were coming up for coffee in a few hours time to go to a wedding and the house looked like world war three.  This resulted in us getting up early and cleaning the entire house!!  Ouch.  Simon and Sam came and went and we crashed out for most of the rest of the day.  In the evening we popped out for a brief drink with my friend Tom for his birthday.  Somehow he ended up with a plastic rat on his shoulder.?!

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Today I have been very tired - my body has hit holiday mode and at 4am this morning my IBS said “HELLO!  I’M BACK!  Not that I left, just decided to remind you of my ferocity.”  And there it stayed until this evening when I decided to beat it to a pulp with a curry.  It will either cure me or kill me so just awaiting the verdict really.

Tomorrow we are hoping to enquire about some cars!  Never a dull moment.

Lack of customer service - again!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Yesterday’s culprits were the company who arrogantly claim that every day thousands of people are coming back to them.  This is possibly the most ridiculous advertising slogan I have ever heard and probably not true!   Everyone I know, who I have asked, dislikes this company.  Yesterday our Boradband went down for the second time in a week.  Very annoying.  I had some important emails to send when it had gone down yesterday, so at 8am, when they opened, I gave them a call.  I rang a special number with a pin code that we had been given specifically for our fault only to be informed of the following:

“I regret to inform you that our tools are currently down and you will have to ring back in two hours”.

“What does that even mean?”

“I regret to inform you that our tools are currently down and you will have to ring back in two hours”

“Is that why my broadband is down?  Will it be up again in two hours?”

“I regret to inform you that our tools are currently down and you will have to ring back in two hours”

Fuming, I decided to go and use the web at Uni, after a trip to the gym.  Finally when I got home later, the broadband was still down, so I braced myself and called customer service.  After literally more than an hour on the phone going round in circles and actually shouting at them because they would not listen (”I can assure you that there is no problem whatsoever with our hardware, the fault is an authentication error at your end.” “Yes madam, what router are you using please” “THE FAULT IS NOT WITH OUR HARDWARE!!!  WHY DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY???” etc for an hour, by which time I was seriously livid). Even when I begrudgingly complied with their wishes and performed their hardware tests about three times only to tell them what I had already said, they still didn’t know what to do and hung up on me.  Nice.

We called back again and asked to be put through to cancellations.  They wouldn’t let us cancel because of our contractual agreement.  JT by this point stated that a contract is between two people and since they have not kept their contract (to provide us with Boradband) then the contract is now invalid.

GRRRRRR!!!  MUPPETS.  My advice?  Never EVER use this company.

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I love this billboard

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

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(The bottom one!)

Positioning is everything

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Yesterday I was in the Citizen newspaper regarding the Noise.  My friend Fab bought me a couple of copies and of course took the time to scan in the embarrassing picture for her ‘records’ (all over Facebook - great!)  It was only when I looked at the scan, I noticed the unfortunate placement of two adjacent articles, which makes our lovely garden for Wotton Lawn read:

CANNABIS GARDEN:  relax in our tranquility garden

!!!!  Ooooops!!!!     Trinity Cheltenham approaches mission in a different way?!?
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The subliminal beatings of a distracted mind…

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

If you read this blog, you will know that I am easily distracted.  In fact, almost anything that is visual distracts me because I am a visual person.  I will miss my place in a shopping queue to stare in astonishment at somebody who is a significant eyebrow sniffer (someone whose nose is too far away from their upper lip) or I might find a choice piece of graffiti that distracts me from my cycle ride home:

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It is for this reason that I worry about my focus  on what is happening in the church and in Christianity as a whole.  Whilst the world looks to Florida and stands like a kid in a sweet shop looking at the amazing stuff that appears to be happening, we must be careful not to lose the focus on the ground that we are called to.  What is happening HERE in the UK?  Actually, there is some exciting stuff happening here too - people are being healed from sicknesses and illnesses which is fantastic.  However, this is not a magic show - we are not here to watch a display of miracles - miracles cannot get you to heaven in themselves.  They might cause you to believe which is superb, but love God first.  The first commandment is “Love the Lord your God” and it should also be the first commandment of our lives.

Also in the UK there is a very disappointing feeling amongst so-called charismatic Christians of despondency.  People stand with their arms folded at church, unable to quite ascertain exactly what it is that is causing them to feel a sense of disappointment.  So we respond by saying that the preaching is bad, or the worship doesn’t sound very good (?!) etc.  Is the preaching actually bad or is our attitude just bad?  I think mine is sometimes.

I prayed about this because I was struggling with hearing these sentiments everywhere I went and feeling them myself at times too.  I began to wonder if there was a problem with our congregation and was struggling to determine what it could possibly be.  As I prayed I was reminded of a conflict with someone a week ago about my faith.  I picked up the newspaper and I saw a programme advertised which slammed Christianity as a whole by talking about “Christian fundamentalism”.  I saw a science festival leaflet advertising Richard Dawkins as an exciting speaker.  More and more, there are instances of Christianity being slammed in the media, so much so that it actually feels really hard to be able to say that you are a Christian!  Someone even told me that I have a bit of a split personality because on one hand I am quite fun and love pink and on the other hand I say I am a Christian!!  How ridiculous.

Persecution is causing despondency, but the persecution is clever.  It is very, very subtle.  The media are infiltrating peoples’ minds with programmes about things like ‘Christian fundamentalism’  which effectively say “aren’t all Christians ridiculous?” and we cringe with embarrassment and shrink deeper into our shells.  The bottom line is that the church needs encouragement.  There are some fantastic things happening in the church - an example that springs to mind is The Noise the other week where the church went into the community and made a difference through a series of community projects.  Oddly enough this is not made into a TV show, but instead the media choose to slam us for (often incorrect) viewpoints.  We can sometimes be guilty of being too legalistic about Christianity and forget the very basic premise of loving God and loving others.

I thought about how in Paul’s time, there were similar experiences.   His response in such a time was to encourage the church, but the only way he could do this was to write letters, as he was in prison.  I am not in prison, but how do we encourage the church?  I need to start with my attitude.  Genuinely though, this is a work in process, how DO we encourage the church?  On thing is for sure, we must not get distracted and point at Florida and say “Wow look at that!”  Point at God and say “Wow look at God.”

FAIL!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

If you share my cheeky sense of humour you will love this blog, which is a series of photos which all carry the caption “FAIL”.  Thanks to George Hayes for pointing me there.

temporary concern…

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

There is no way of knowing what your parents might suddenly decide to do…   I walked into their house the other day and froze.  There, on the sofa, was this:

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I edged around the sofa nervously, keeping a wide berth of about half a metre between me and the flyer…  I was hugely relieved to find out later that it had just “dropped through the door”…  Still, that could be a cover-up… ?!

Batt(er)ed Down Park

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

George Wimpey must be so proud of the new complex of ‘affordable’ shared-equity housing that he has had built on Priors Road…

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I have a problem

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

I most definitely have a problem with food.  Somehow, in the journey from the plate to my mouth, it just…Misses!?  I have no idea what goes wrong.  Tonight I made tortellini in a bowl.  What can go wrong?  Even a toddler could manage.  I took JT’s advice and held the bowl up a little higher so that the food had a higher percentage chance of reaching my mouth.  Suddenly a piece of tortellini slipped from the fork, painted my chin and face, then planted itself straight on my chest.  Noooooo!

Can anyone help me?  Boobs prevent the ‘hold the bowl up a little higher’ method from working.  What can I do??

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