Charlie Dymock was out again the other day, planting flowers (for a change).  I noticed, that she was accompanied by a Sikh, using a rake (excellent!)  He was not in a hi-viz jacket though, whereas the others were.  Our equal opportuities council will allow a Sikh to use a rake with a turban on and without a hi-viz, but will not allow Fred, (the promoted dustman) to do the weeding without hi-viz.  “But I’m a Christian lesbian man” he says.  “Tough.” say the council.  Poor old Fred.  Your time will come sunshine, your time will come.